i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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