My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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