some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
