I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
