thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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