only if we run a train.
done.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
Randomize
