I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
i now understand why vodka
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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