do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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