wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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