I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
it hurts more in the daytime
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Vodka?
Forever.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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