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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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