At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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