haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
i've created a new STD.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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