before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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