All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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