i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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