So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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