she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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