I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
false alarm, still single
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