these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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