...so i touched it.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
