Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
is that a dick in a sweater?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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