sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
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