Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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