You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Randomize
