youre lurking in front of me
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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