that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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