Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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