Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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