My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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