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For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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