But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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