are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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