Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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