good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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