Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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