he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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