I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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