I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i out mim tonsoeep
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