This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
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