she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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