We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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