Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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