East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
Randomize
