S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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