I'm gonna have a badass scar
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Randomize
