i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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