She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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