Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
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