is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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