you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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