kristin has been a bad kristin
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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