I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
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