is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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