Girls should come with a carfax report
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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