i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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