Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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